Monday, August 01, 2005

Hari minggu gue jalan kaki 9 kilo.....



Asli gue gada boong2nya sama sekali, alhasil kaki gue rasanya kek abis digebukin batu bata skarang.
Ini sebenernya gara2 percakapan gue dengan lemak2 di badan gue:

Gue: "Ahem.....hallo"
Fat: "Yes?...uh....ahaaaaaaa Mamiiiiiii!! Wussup gurlfriend?!?! Hey thanx alot for the ice cream and noodles earlier today, we can always use a company up in here. So hawayya?!! I can see things are pretty stormy out there..."
Gue: "Shut your ass up, I'm here to tell y'all to start packing up. I'm having an exercise today, a serious one. You'll be outta my pores pretty soon"
Fat: (bengong sebentar lalu ketawa) "Aaaaahhh you joker you, still with the same sense of humour. Hey tell ya wut, eat up some more and we'll set some space in your belly and als..."
Gue: "I'm not kidding, you guys has been nothin' but nitemare. Like a cancer, like a sin. Only worse"
Fat: "Hey, don't make decisions when you're upset 'kay? Just give it another thought, pretty pleez?"
Gue: "I've made up my mind, y'all should get ready.....see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya"
Fat: "Hey, if this is just another joke of yours I can tell you now it's not funny. Hey......hey!!Aaaawwwwwww maaaannn......but we just got settled!! Dayum!!"

Yah begitulah...
Lemak gue emang tengil2 gayanya, harap maklum.
And if you think Monas is small
Well........think again........
I've walked around it, twice, it's not small at all

posted @ 5:21 PM

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